Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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