She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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