So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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