with your own penis?
Christians are straight up FREAKS
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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