I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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