One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize