hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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