Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...