did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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