Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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