I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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