Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize