Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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