I hate all girls vehemently.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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