I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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