yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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