jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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