Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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