just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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