dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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