first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
as a side note pls kill me
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