problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
