Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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