i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i out mim tonsoeep
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