Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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