matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I supernannyed him into submission
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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