Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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