WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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