i think i have herpe
just one?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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