THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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