..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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