The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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