He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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