38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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