Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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