you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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