Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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