why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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