is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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