He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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