No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
