Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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