Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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