Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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