he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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