You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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