I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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