Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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