omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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