im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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