bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize