Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
