another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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