guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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