do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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