evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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